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Theres laughter and smiles galore.
To those mysterious lands you long to see:
and they always come out well done.
Tell me Im perfect-
The twisting trails and wondrous worlds Ive known.
Where everyones happy all day,
For I like my damsels medium rare,
The Land of Happy
The Dragon of Grindly Grun
I cr99lib.netied, "Mistake--forget the the steak.
Then I saw through the kitchen door
And shed baked like a tater-
Tell me Im clever,
The last few steps youll have to take alone.
Whos an onion or a beet?
And moonlit woods where unicorns run free.
Ill have the seafood dish."
But this bridge will only take you halfway there-
Whttp://www.99lib.nethere they joke and they sing
Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs
Tell me Im sensitive,
Ill take the chicken then."
The waitress was a cow.
When I see a fair damsel go by,
The cook--he was a fish.
Im the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
Like a hot crispy cinnamon bun.
And I looked up and realized
I think of her later
Theres no one unhappy in Happy
I screamed, "Is there anyone workin here
So come and walk awhile with me and share
No? Yourre sure? Okay then friends,
Tell me Im talented,
With a romantic tear in my eye.
Have you been to the land of happy,
I said, "Okay no, fowl today.
"The owner is a cabbage head."
They looked at me.www•99lib.net "Oh,no," they said,
I heard a cluck--twas just my luck
Tell me Im cute,
But my lunches arent very much fun,
What a bore
I just sigh a fiery sigh,
A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."
Of the happiest things,
The Bridge
I have been to The Land of Happy-
Graceful and wise,
I said, "Ill take the T-bone steak.&q99lib•netuot;
Strange Restaurant
But tell me the truth.
I just toast him on sight,
This bridge will only take you halfway there
And everythings jolly and gay?
Tell me Im kind,
I breathe fire as hot as the sun.
The busboy was a hen.
When a knight comes to fight
A salads what Ill eat."
Tell Me
Im the Dragon of Grindly Grun,